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			<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><b>**HOLIDAY SHIPPING!!!** USA Orders placed after 12/4/09 may not arrive by 12/25. International orders probably won't arrive by 12/25.</b></span> <br><br>
<br />In the 20th century we all know the Internet is for porn. That and Craigslist, but Craigslist is essentially for porn too so it all works out. Technology may advance in the 24th century but we will still be the same. We all know <a href="http://hijinksensue.com/2008/04/25/later-he-changed-the-name-to-holodeck/">what the Holodeck will really be used for<a/>.</p>
<p>"Computer, run program Picard Freak Nasty Alpha. Engage."</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">**Delivery is typically 2 weeks in the USA. Canada & International will almost always take longer</span>. <br><br><strong>Please <a title="HE Store FAQs" href="http://hijinksensue.bigcartel.com/faqs/" target="_blank">read the FAQ's</a></strong>.<br>
<br /><b>Men's Gildan 2000 </b><a href="http://hijinksensue.bigcartel.com/faqs/#sizes">sizing chart</a> (more info from <a href="http://gildan.com/distributors/catalog/printSellSheet.cfm?id_region=1&amp;lang=en&amp;id_product=2000" target="_blank">Gildan.com</a>)<br>
<br /><b>Ladies Bella 6000 </b><a href="http://hijinksensue.bigcartel.com/faqs/#sizes">sizing chart</a><br>(more info from <a href="http://www.bella.com/items.php?itemid=48" target="_blank">Bella.com</a>)</p>

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